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80 points

What those kids need is a structural adjustment program

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One Piece emote!?!

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128 points

Dude could have just implemented a skibidi command economy with rationing and had everything work fine.

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95 points

Yeah but the Skibidi CIA will coup the father, and the kids will get a non-democratically elected step-father.

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88 points

we had a good thing going

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70 points

Skibidi Juche.

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119 points

My kids want to spend real money on a silly gambling game, how do I address this?

By issuing currency, of course!

father of the year

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Hey at least the guy is present and cares, that puts him ahead of a lot of “fathers” tbh

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Just want to take a second and say thank God I had Warcraft 3 instead of Roblox growing up.

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Thank god I had nintendo ds and minecraft. No child scamming micro transactions there

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25 points

There was a period in Minecraft where predatory mtx were going as hard as they do in Roblox

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Wait, how does minecraft have mtx?

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27 points

Work work.

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26 points

Work is da poop, NO MORE!

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8 points

Off I go then!

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One of the best things my parents did was not let me play video games.

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12 points

I like video games myself but honestly think I probably won’t let my kids play them (and won’t myself then either of course) or at least until they would be like 10. I don’t see any good coming out of that. Same thing with television to be honest

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Kids can have a little video games as a treat.

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I think if I have kids I’m gonna break out the old consoles in order, so that they have an appreciation for the history and because it’ll probably be a self-limiting hobby due to looking like shit compared to anything on a phone

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EDIT: He should create a Skibidibux IMF and offer them all loans denominated in Skibidibux that come with loan covenants about performing household chores.

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56 points

Time to load these kids up with crushing Skibidebt

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21 points

Skibidebt trap diplomacy

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15 points

*Latest Fad :kelly:

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they’ll put each other into indentured servitude if he does this

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17 points

The kids will get a better loan from the belt and road skibidinitiative.

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