84 points

the post is deleted but all the comments are still there pretty evenly split between “remove all roblox” and “here’s how you can tweak your deranged skibidi toilet economy to work”

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80 points

Don’t listen to people telling you this is a good system. If your kids are fighting and assaulting each other, it’s not working. Just abolish the system give each kid a max amount they can spend per month on this stuff. Non-transferable. (120 upvotes)

Yet when I say that capitalism should be abolished people call me a dirty commie smdh 😔

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71 points

My wife told me she thought this system wasn’t working well and I didn’t agree.

This guy went to reddit for skibidiconomy tips to win the argument with his wife.

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17 points

Talk about a half measure.

“You kids are assaulting each other to pay a virtual toilet money, none of you are getting anything and you’re all getting jobs”

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2 points

Classic capitalist/anticapitalist debate

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90 points
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EDIT: He should create a Skibidibux IMF and offer them all loans denominated in Skibidibux that come with loan covenants about performing household chores.

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56 points

Time to load these kids up with crushing Skibidebt

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21 points

Skibidebt trap diplomacy

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15 points

*Latest Fad :kelly:

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40 points
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they’ll put each other into indentured servitude if he does this

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17 points

The kids will get a better loan from the belt and road skibidinitiative.

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What the actual fuck is going on here? “Skibidi toilet” what???

My kid used to play Roblox, which I understand is riddled with bullshit, but this is new to me and just utterly wild.

I guess this is the kinda stuff I missed out on (luckily avoided??) by just having one child - no bizarre sibling rivalry over opaque internet currency.

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59 points

Afaik it’s basically like those Garry’s mod videos from the 2000s. Gen Alpha-millenial alliance strengthens.

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47 points

tbh it only makes sense if you watch it

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33 points

This is what HP Lovecraft was talking about.

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28 points

wow this really says something about

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78 points

Seriously, there’s ideology happening here. There are two factions, the skibidi toilets and the machine agents, locked in an escalating arms race which gradually destroys the entire world they’re fighting over. The toilets have human heads grotesquely warped but toilet bodies while the agents have human bodies which are always in businesswear but machine heads, specifically machines of surveillance and propaganda (security cameras, televisions, and loudspeakers). The toilets primarily use physical attacks or eye lasers while the agents use more and more machines attached to their bodies. The toilets can parasitize the agents, but the agents quickly develop technological countermeasures.

The perspective is always that of an agent.

What does this say about surveillance, about government, about war and revolution and humanity? I don’t know but it’s not nothing.

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42 points

skibidi toilets did nothing wrong, death to america

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48 points

i like that the toilets are disabled by flushing. that’s some Doofenshmirtz enemy design right there

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I cannot adequately express how much I love this analysis, you fucking rock.

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There are two factions, the skibidi toilets and the machine agents,

The skibidi toilets are a radicalized group who gets “normies” liberals to join them, basically Maoism.

The perspective is always that of an agent.

bourgeois dictatorship smh

What does this say about surveillance, about government, about war and revolution and humanity?

“humanity” no idealism please, there is a struggle between workers and property owners

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SkibiCIA toilet more like it

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Call me a boomer, but this should be illegal to show to children

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42 points

could be worse

could be caillou

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27 points

it makes a bunch of people on reddit irrationally mad about those darn kids so critical support

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THANK YOU! This answered questions my teen had about a conversation he overheard, and it absolutely delighted me. Idk what it says about me that I love this, but I super do.

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it means you were either on the internet circa 2007 and enjoyed youtube poops and garry’s mod videos, or you’re about to learn about and enjoy them

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33 points

Gmod animator made a thing, shit blew up with children and now we’re here and are kinda forced to exist with low quality bullshit that gets peddled to kids by every greedy son of a removed. DaFuq!?Boom! is the guy who originally made this and I appreciate his creativity with what he has even if it’s not everyone’s cup of tea.

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I love that this weird shit blew up! There’s something truly magical about a weirdo finding their niche and audience.

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15 points

Hey I’m all for it too. I grew up with weird, abstract and surrealist Gmod animations. I love them with all my heart. CrazyScoutFin, Eltorro64Rus, Kitty0706 and more. Good shit, and it makes me happy to see younger generations enjoy the same slop I did! For better or for worse lmao

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119 points

My kids want to spend real money on a silly gambling game, how do I address this?

By issuing currency, of course!

father of the year

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Hey at least the guy is present and cares, that puts him ahead of a lot of “fathers” tbh

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27 points

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