My god, just say no and block roblox on your router. Tell your kids to go the fuck outside

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82 points

the real trick is to not let them know you’ve blocked it.

“You can’t connect to your game? Have you tried uninstalling and reinstalling the app?”

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holy shit lmao

Also this is a great way to get them to self-teach IT, in a year they’ll be like hey dad did you know all our ethernet cables are still cat5?

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41 points

Most truthful /r/relationships post

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128 points

Dude could have just implemented a skibidi command economy with rationing and had everything work fine.

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95 points

Yeah but the Skibidi CIA will coup the father, and the kids will get a non-democratically elected step-father.

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70 points

Skibidi Juche.

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88 points

we had a good thing going

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Just want to take a second and say thank God I had Warcraft 3 instead of Roblox growing up.

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One of the best things my parents did was not let me play video games.

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12 points

I like video games myself but honestly think I probably won’t let my kids play them (and won’t myself then either of course) or at least until they would be like 10. I don’t see any good coming out of that. Same thing with television to be honest

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I think if I have kids I’m gonna break out the old consoles in order, so that they have an appreciation for the history and because it’ll probably be a self-limiting hobby due to looking like shit compared to anything on a phone

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Kids can have a little video games as a treat.

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Thank god I had nintendo ds and minecraft. No child scamming micro transactions there

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25 points

There was a period in Minecraft where predatory mtx were going as hard as they do in Roblox

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Wait, how does minecraft have mtx?

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27 points

Work work.

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26 points

Work is da poop, NO MORE!

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8 points

Off I go then!

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58 points

typical yakubian capitalist move to engage in anti-worker monetary devaluation schemes. Full and uncritical support to the children’s uprising. No bedtime without skibidi time

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