CloutAtlas [he/him]
DAE feel like Ron Paul is epic?
A street mime in Paris pulls out an invisible key, mimes unlocking a real trunk in his van, with a real gun inside, mimes the sign of the cross"
A Subway stand in sandwich worker reaches into a tub of lettuce and pulls out a frag grenade then clocks out
A midwife gently puts down a newborn and pulls out a desert eagle that was taped underneath the cot
A man in a straight jacket hears the call on the radio in an insane asylum, immediately drops the act, effortlessly removes the straight jacket, unlocks the door, leaves the building through the back door and pulls out throwing knives from a bush
An old fashioned milk maid finishes milking the cow, puts the bucket aside and draws a colt single action army from a hay bale
A middle aged bass guitarist playing a cover band in a dank pub in England packs up his guitar and reveals a secret compartment underneath with a full set of shuriken and katana
A deer hunter in the Bavarian countryside throws away his hunting rifle and picks up a repeating crossbow from his truck and puts on a bandolier of crossbow bolts
This entire song and him saying “Pusha ” has been living in my head for like a month now, looks like it’ll be here all winter too
Japanese man invited to join Drake’s record label, OVO.
