I was gonna say, Ron White () is actually really funny

Real The Message bible translation-ass shit

Also the ad is lying right? I don’t believe that the AI condensed that passage down, a human did that to sell the AI service right?? The original text conveys so much about the time period and the narrator, surely they didn’t just throw that out for a quick buck??? yall??? fuck, this is the future

That bird is hanging from the branch by little flesh ropes

You are an embarrassment. I’ve never seen someone who needs to touch some fucking grass so badly before

Jesus Christ that cover

crackertacular

the whole ‘another potential chosen one’ stuff that is not at all brought up in the prequels

They never use the phrase “the chosen one” in the show or even allude to the prophecy so idk how this became a talking point, the only reference they make is that the twins were conceived through the help of the force in some capacity but that doesn’t invalidate Anakin’s “specialness” or whatever at all.

Ahsoka had some great moments and one particularly good-ass episode, but on the whole it was about the same quality as Acolyte so far, ie. mid as fuck