58 points

If you ever supported this guy, please raise your hand so we can publicly mock you. This is your penance.

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It’s okay to be fooled by his mesmerizingly large body, but we still gonna mock you

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20 points

Fool me once

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The trick is to be nakedly cynical towards everyone so that nobody can ever accuse you of having hope for a brighter future.

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10 points

Reject hope. Embrace planning.

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11 points

Found the South Park creator’s account.

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13 points

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14 points

Honestly, now that I think about it…

  • Liz Warren

  • Krysten Sinema

  • Kristen Gilibrand

and now this.

It increasingly feels like the more left-posturing candidates are deliberately rigged to explode in voters’ faces.

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2 points

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Not in the primary, there was someone better, but I’m pretty sure I filled his circle on the general election ballot… it was this chucklefuck or Mehmet Oz.

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Yeah honestly voting for him to prevent one of the worst grifters of all time from winning a senate seat is understadable.

Who was the better candidate in the primary though? Just curious.

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21 points

\raises hand

I am so, so sorry. I just saw another giant and got excited.

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14 points

It’s understandable. When the Big Bois speak I listen

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Can I use the lib defense that I thought he’d be less awful than Dr. Oz?

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15 points

You may. We will still mock you for it but you still may use it.

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I always thought it was weird that lefties got behind this guy when I remember him years back on the Colbert show bragging about the public-private partnerships he had pulled off. Like it was good he had helped his town and all, but it wasn’t in anyway Left.

https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=130306219

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34 points

Idk imagine living in Pennsylvania

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Penislovenia

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18 points

Peniswood

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9 points

Somewhere Zizek’s ears just twitched.

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Rather not. Did my time in Jersey.

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In my case; It’s just really hard to track down the political histories of every “progressive” that pops up. I need to remind myself; The only curse that Pandora managed to capture before it could escape the box was Hope.

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ive never understood that

are we free from hope? Like, able to stop feeling it? Or do we only have hope because it’s still in the box?

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Somehow it never clicked for me that hope is meant to be curse too.

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I interpret it as hope being a passive acceptance of the other curses. if you’re hoping you’ve already given up. It’s kind of a 'take heart, fortify, rally, you don’t have to fall back on hope, these evils can be conquered" thing.

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2 points

is a prison. Ancaps will tell you with a straight face that it’s not government or taxation as long as it’s not officially either.

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79 points

love that this guy’s pivoting to just getting anti vegan brownie points by passing laws that effectively do nothing except inconvenience soy milk companies, really hitting all the boxes on the grifter arc bingo

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“Capitalism breeds innovation…unless your products are done to accomodate a certain unpopular moral lifestyle, then we will use the government to sabotage you to protect our already established capitalists!”

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I wonder what % of people look at a soy milk carton and think “it’s milk! says so right on the label”

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16 points

more than you would think

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I can’t believe I ever saw this man as my large son

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36 points

They hit him with the brain-pudding gun and its been straight downhill ever since.

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13 points

The stroke lead to an oxygen deficiency in the not being a giant asshole center of his brains.

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4 points

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15 points

He’s just so large that it has a mesmerizing effect

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9 points

bring back lee carter smh

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6 points

He’s also an anti-vegan weirdo so he wouldn’t even be better here lmao

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