If you ever supported this guy, please raise your hand so we can publicly mock you. This is your penance.
It’s okay to be fooled by his mesmerizingly large body, but we still gonna mock you
The trick is to be nakedly cynical towards everyone so that nobody can ever accuse you of having hope for a brighter future.
Honestly, now that I think about it…
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Liz Warren
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Krysten Sinema
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Kristen Gilibrand
and now this.
It increasingly feels like the more left-posturing candidates are deliberately rigged to explode in voters’ faces.
\raises hand
I am so, so sorry. I just saw another giant and got excited.
Not in the primary, there was someone better, but I’m pretty sure I filled his circle on the general election ballot… it was this chucklefuck or Mehmet Oz.