I wonder what % of people look at a soy milk carton and think “it’s milk! says so right on the label”
If you ever supported this guy, please raise your hand so we can publicly mock you. This is your penance.
Not in the primary, there was someone better, but I’m pretty sure I filled his circle on the general election ballot… it was this chucklefuck or Mehmet Oz.
\raises hand
I am so, so sorry. I just saw another giant and got excited.
It’s okay to be fooled by his mesmerizingly large body, but we still gonna mock you
The trick is to be nakedly cynical towards everyone so that nobody can ever accuse you of having hope for a brighter future.
Honestly, now that I think about it…
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Liz Warren
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Krysten Sinema
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Kristen Gilibrand
and now this.
It increasingly feels like the more left-posturing candidates are deliberately rigged to explode in voters’ faces.
Is… is he making the “almonds don’t have tits” bit from The Ranch into public policy?
Example number 259 of capitalists betraying their own free market ideas when it isn’t self-serving
Also, CHUDs like to call us “elitist” but here they are thinking that the average person is too stupid to know that almond milk is not dairy milk, let alone read the carton.
I always thought it was weird that lefties got behind this guy when I remember him years back on the Colbert show bragging about the public-private partnerships he had pulled off. Like it was good he had helped his town and all, but it wasn’t in anyway Left.
https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=130306219
In my case; It’s just really hard to track down the political histories of every “progressive” that pops up. I need to remind myself; The only curse that Pandora managed to capture before it could escape the box was Hope.
