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autismdragon [he/him, they/them]

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A real autism! Bisexual demiman. I like media. Extraordinarily DILF.

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  1. I read The Hobbit when I was like 5, maybe even 4, and I absolutely thought the elves were like Christmas elves because I had no other concept and if anything in the text contradicted that, it went over my head.

(cw: Harry Potter bellow)

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  1. I thought Snape was a woman, but not just that, I thought he looked like a stereotypical Halloween witch. I was like TEN when I read The Sorceror’s stone, and somehow I wasnt really disabused of this notion until the movie came out?
  1. accidentally seeing sex scenes in movies when really young made me think that sex was when you made out with someone whilest naked until I was like … twelve. Despite the fact that apparently my mom had a frank sex talk with me when I was really young that I dont even remember. Like the only difference in my head between making out and sex was if you had clothes on.
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Now, when you make your developers watch snuff films to make the gore uberealistic, THAT we like

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When the Rosa Killer in the discord of Blue Maga libs gets called a tankie for saying he’s not voting for genocide

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Normal: Bombing browns Not normal: bombing whites

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They really, really think that Concord failed because of Woke huh?

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Guy yelled at me that it “wasn’t the time” when I defended looting gonna ping him with this.

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Unfortunately, Rebecca’s first answer for this problem is going to be gay jews.

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