I leave the toilet seat in a superposition of up and down. You can’t be mad at me

A level 11 wizard could simply cast wall of iron, fabricate, teleport, and telekinesis. It could be done in one day at no cost to the tax payer.

opens up the meat locker

Wheeeeeee!

Mom! Bart’s fissioning!

Poor Skim Scott.

Your 15-minutes of post-combat looting recovers…

-ten dice rolls later-

Three arrows, saving you …

-twenty seconds of math-

0.3 copper!

damn, I thought they were finally breaking ground on the plight of us inmate apparel enthusiasts

I’ll be lucky to afford an urn by the time I need it

Can they put him in cryogenic stasis right now?

Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport… fine I’ll show you.