“This specific economic indicator which is only positively affecting the 10% richest people in the country is up! You should feel happy for them, and vote for us to keep this going!”

Remember when Biden signed a bill that Cut Child Poverty In Half

And then Doubled Child Poverty a year latter when the dems failed to renew it?

I thought hell was supposed to exist after I died

Pls no

i dunno, i wouldnt trust someone so inexperienced. they need to learn how DC works and then maybe.

what i’m saying is that feinstein would clearly be the better choice

2028: “it’s time. Open Biden!”

I’ll have you know that I am not in my 40s. I’m in my youthful late 30s.

“I have no hope of owning a house or having children because the economy is unlivable even though I make about what my dad does because he pays 1/3 what I do in rent towards his mortgage. And even if I had a kid, I’d be tempted to have them doing rifle drills in the woods so they have a better shot at surviving the water wars.”

And then they’re like, “millennials are too selfish to reproduce!” No, you just raised us to be realistic and responsible with money and we see 1-2 “once in a lifetime” financial crashes every 10 years.