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*hits techbro bong* check out my idea to fix the bridge(hexbear.net)

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3d printers, maaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn

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Crowtee_Robot [he/him]@hexbear.net
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It’s a bridge, Michael, how long could it take? Two days?

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SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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a day

My brother in plastic, a 3d printer will take a day to print a silly figurine, let alone a whole ass bridge made of metal and concrete.

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dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Did you not read that it was a large 3D printer? Checkmate pinkos.

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SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netOPM
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But like what if you had 50 though

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SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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I’m sure that’ll work fine, not at all any structural issues with that

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FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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you just make a really big version of the Minecraft crafting table bro

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shukufuku@lemmy.ml
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A level 11 wizard could simply cast wall of iron, fabricate, teleport, and telekinesis. It could be done in one day at no cost to the tax payer.

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axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Why even hire a duplicitous wizard when we could simply have the townsfolk pray to Fharlanghn, God of Roads, until a bridge manifests itself out of thin air

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zed_proclaimer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Getting a level 11 wizard to cast spell slots for you is not cheap actually.

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DyingOfDeBordom [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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We can’t saddle the taxpayers with wizard bills

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xi_simping [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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“those are the facts” says biggest moron you have ever met

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chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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not pushing crypto for the fundraising?

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xi_simping [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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we make the bridge non fungible

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invalidusernamelol [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Technically it already was non-fungible because it’s a unique bridge that can’t be readily exchanged for any other bridge. It was not a token though

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SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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This is good for Bridgecoin

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ComRed2 [any]@hexbear.net
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The bridge is going to be made entirely out of bored ape JPEG’s.

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