A guinea pig is a 2 pound furry potatoe with no offensive or defensive mechanisms and it still has the courage to yell at a hairless monkey 200 times their size if they feel their offering of veggies isn’t up to par, they know no fear. 3 of them will reduce a bell pepper to nothing but white innards in about 2 minutes, tops.
Imagine if they hungered for flesh. You’re just out about and 3 guinea pigs just nibble off your entire shit below the ankles in like two minutes. You try to kick them to death but they’re too nimble and keep coming back as their hunger is insatiable
In true vegan solidarity I want to point out this goes for a lot of herbivores and also some of the omnivores that aren’t predators.
Every time you pit “every civilisatory achievement ever” vs. “like wild 10 pigs” the pigs already win and they don’t even hunt, they’re just sorta opportunistic about things. Imagine if they actually cared to fuck you up for food
I can feel my former Twitter sleeper agent conditioning activating. 30 to 50 feral hogs.
land piranha
opens up the meat locker
Wheeeeeee!
