damn, I thought they were finally breaking ground on the plight of us inmate apparel enthusiasts

I’ll be lucky to afford an urn by the time I need it

I leave the toilet seat in a superposition of up and down. You can’t be mad at me

Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport… fine I’ll show you.

Your 15-minutes of post-combat looting recovers…

-ten dice rolls later-

Three arrows, saving you …

-twenty seconds of math-

0.3 copper!

Hey, if jason wasn’t spending $3000 at chili’s, who’s going to help our teachers make ends meet?

Can they put him in cryogenic stasis right now?

Enabling autopilot is committing assault

They were jumping beans. Nature’s vibrator

A level 11 wizard could simply cast wall of iron, fabricate, teleport, and telekinesis. It could be done in one day at no cost to the tax payer.