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Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:

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Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport… fine I’ll show you.

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1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.

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How does this even work?

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You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!

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When and where do you wash your hands?

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Clearly after you handle the bridge handle.

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jump

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Where’s the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

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I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!

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I think there’s some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.

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I believe you’re correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible

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If you look closely you can see a roll on top of the tank to the left

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… something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…

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If you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up

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Sounds like you are rocketing poop out your butthole

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

  • the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)

  • the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)

  • the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)

  • the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.

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