Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:
Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport… fine I’ll show you.
1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.
How does this even work?
You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!
Where’s the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt
I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!
… something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…
If you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up