Pool not included. Unrelated, there may be some water damage.

Are you kidding? They splurged on an ikea lampshade.

Looks like they fit two discount premium airbnbs into a single shed

Hey, if jason wasn’t spending $3000 at chili’s, who’s going to help our teachers make ends meet?

Enabling autopilot is committing assault

Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport… fine I’ll show you.

Can they put him in cryogenic stasis right now?

I’ll be lucky to afford an urn by the time I need it

damn, I thought they were finally breaking ground on the plight of us inmate apparel enthusiasts

Your 15-minutes of post-combat looting recovers…

-ten dice rolls later-

Three arrows, saving you …

-twenty seconds of math-

0.3 copper!