Has this ever happened before? This is insane lmao.

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In a rare Oval Office speech, the president said, “We reject all forms of hate,” against Muslims, Jews and everyone, as he set the stage for a planned request to Congress for $14 billion in emergency assistance for Israel

Is funding genocide with billions not a form of hate?

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And it came to pass, that within 4 days some dumb streamer raised 1% of the American budget for Gazan Aid.

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90% of it disappears into random people’s pockets. 5% of it is used to sneak CIA pedophiles into the occupied territories to cause havoc. And maybe 5% goes to giving them water.

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the president said, “We reject all forms of hate,” against Muslims, Jews and everyone

Strike that. Reverse it.

he set the stage for a planned request to Congress for $14 billion in emergency assistance for Israel

Lolz. Good luck asshat. You don’t even have a functioning lower house.

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What do those fuckers even disagree about? What color to make the excruciator spikes on the altar of suffering?

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Lolz. Good luck asshat. You don’t even have a functioning lower house.

Its funding Israel. They will find a way.

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I’m sure they’ll shuffle some money around on the back end and Israel will end up with $14B bonus bucks somehow.

But the money still ultimately needs to come from somewhere. And $14B isn’t small change.

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65 points

now hes just randomly rambling about Putin

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Americans will dismiss Russia as being irrelevant with a small economy while obsessing over it being the source of all evil.

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“They’re just a silly little gas station! AND THEY INTERFERED IN OUR SACRED ELECTORAL PROCESS AND PUT A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE! KOMPROMAT! DISINFORMATYA! WHABABABAOUJISM!”

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40 points

THE ENEMY IS TOO STRONG AND TOO WEAK

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The emeny is weak and strong, shifting rhetorical framework, yadda yadda. The first twenty minutes after someone explains it, it feels like you’re seeing the political world for the first time. For the next twenty years it’s just unspeakably, depressingly banal.

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Putin can control all elections, influence all world events, and kill anyone on a whim with the help of his shinigami eyes. But he’s also short and gay and has no money for a military and he’s also bald and loves trump (gay)

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Also I heard he has cancer and does a daily Joker routine where he shoots a random underperforming military officer, basically Russia is close to collapsing at this point but they still have secret weapons pointed at our undersea cables I think

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Putin created Hamas actually. He did so as part of his campaign to make joy, freedom, and democracy illegal globally.

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He did so as part of his campaign to make joy, freedom, and democracy

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Not powerful enough to interrupt the MLB playoffs though. All the out there balled straight through it

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A fight between baseball fans and football ultras would be the most one-sided battle in history even if the baseball fans were allowed to bring bats.

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Dont know if you’re talking gridiron or soccer, but football ultras in Europe are basically nazi idiots who go to the stadium to enjoy street fighting more than the sports, Yank fans seems very tame in comparison

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11 points

there has been talk of making the monday after the superbowl a holiday

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61 points

What percentage of hexbears have cable AND actively watch it?

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33 points

Theres still antennas

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32 points

I literally had no idea this happened

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I have Direct TV Stream but I watch basically nothing live except sometimes football. Usually I will tune in late so I can skip commercials and end the game in real time.

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Has this ever happened before? This is insane lmao.

When I was like in 5th grade, I was watching the nightly back to back episodes of the Simpsons. But then suddenly it just cuts to Obama walking down the aisle in his house and announcing the assassination of Osama bin Laden. I know what 9/11 was and who he was, but I literally did not give a fuck. This asshole ruined my episode. And by the time it went back to the show, it was over and the credits were rolling and the night time adult shows were airing.

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This asshole ruined my episode

Yet another Obama crime libs will always deny

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At least that shit was actually significant. All Genocide Joe did was say he was going to keep doing what he was already doing. Yeah, we figured that, asshole.

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Lmao my fucking history teacher stopped to make that announcement before class

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My teacher announced it and we were in second grade. I mean we were taught a bit about 9/11 obviously, but I was still pretty fucking confused

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The government has some mechanisms for taking control of radio and broadcast television. And there’s that national alert system for sending push notifications to all phones. It’s happened over the decades.

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