I hope you find the courage one day to look for something under all your layers of irony poisoning and emotional constipation.

You’re sufficiently boring and tedious that you dug up another stale le epic South Park reference.

That only further emphasizes how stale it’s gotten. It makes you sound stale… and old in a not-good and not-wise way.

I know I’m gonna get downvoted

Not all vampires are quite as loud or visible on Twitter, but those that aren’t can be even more insidious and effective at their life-draining antics.

I have a weird problem where I often know (from experience) what the expected cue probably is, but I often can’t bring myself to perform it when prompted by social pressure. It’s like a laughtrack in a very unfunny sitcom: the cue is to laugh, and I refuse.

This is Jagar Tharn erasure!

They’re apparently tired of doing that, but have an endless capacity to punch down at disadvantaged people and to smirk and sneer at anyone they perceive as caring too much about something.

Read the room. Unless everyone that doesn’t like your decades-stale slop is also Barbara Stresand, find a new joke or just accept that your treat is being criticized.

What a read so far!