- Swimmer
- Wrestler
- Bodybuilder
- Boy scout
- Roman Catholic Parochial system
This is the gayest biography if there ever was one.
I did all of those to some degree except catholic school. I’m straight. You know what I would say if I was in that guy’s situation? “lmao”
You know how much freedom I feel when the LGBT+ are free? Folks, it’s bigly ! I have a bone to pick with everyone who goes “fellas, is it gay to drink pink lemonade?” I want a world where you love who you love and do what you do. Cause I want to be in that arcade with the crane games where the people are wearing the LGBT pins waaaaaaay more than I want to pay $8 for a hotdog at a baseball game.
What Catholic homophobia does to a motherfucker
I’ve had my fair share of male on male dreams and that’s how I know I’m absolutely positively not a homosexual. I’ve never acted on a single one of those urges.
hang on, you’re constantly dreaming of gay sex and repressing ongoing gay urges and that is supposed to prove you’re not gay?
(tbf, because i have to be pedantic about this, sex dreams dont always represent repressed desires or anything. They can also be a way of your brain processing complex emotions. Dreams about about processing memories primarily, and sometimes your monkey ass subconcious mind cant process the complex stuff and just goes “sex!”. Thats why someone who does not at all want to fuck their family members might have an incest dream, for example. It can be very traumatic!)
Definitely a bit.
Catholic guilt runs deep. I know a guy that came out this year at 31, which is fine, but I saw him kissing a guy when he was 18-19. He was engaged to a woman until 2022, too. He wasn’t even under the influence, he just played it off as experimentation at uni which reaffirmed his straightness.
Indoctrination sucks. I was raised Catholic, but haven’t set foot in a church for the express purpose of going to a mass in over 13 years.
I took my mom and grandma up to an ancestral grave yard, and we visited the church next door, because most of the people buried there were married in that church. I’m one of those people who can feel the “vibes of history” when I’m standing somewhere significant, and I found myself acting on my best behavior while inside, even though we were the only people there.
I’m so not gay that I repress my gay urges
