Two guys logically explain why The Boss, a middle-aged war veteran, does not look like a 20-year-old e-girl

Gamers: Well she should look like one anyway

I’m so tired

It’s so fucking stupid, she looks pretty much exactly like the original character but in a photo-realistic style

Holy shit, I somehow missed the most unhinged comment:

[CW: Transphobia]

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They made the boss look trans and that’s a fucking crime.

The chin is different, it looks like a man’s chin, the mouth is different, it looks like a man’s mouth, more specifically it looks like Chris Chan’s mouth, don’t believe me, go do an image search. Neither the mouth or the chin or the brow or forehead or zygomatic process feminine in any way in the remake version.

The boss has deep cheek hollows because they changed her maxilla as well, literally everything they did was to make the Boss look like a ******.

Their brains are so fucking cooked

Tetris will be the only legal video game alongside Disco Elysium once I establish the Democratic Socialist Republic of Palestine

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> woman in game looks her age

“it doesn’t have to be realistic is a Game”

> black people in medieval setting

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Total non sequiter but the new picture looks like the gamestop stock dude. (I think I combined dfv and roaring kitty into one person in my head)

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Aren’t they the same guy

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I would feel way less dumb if that’s the case but, and I mean this sincerely, I have no fucking idea.

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It’s the same guy

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Why lady no make pp hard!!??

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gamers want everything to be photorealistic

game devs make women look realistic

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