I gave him a warm bowl of my piss to drink at least twice a week, and this is how he repays me? Some people are just fundamentally uncivilized.

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If this is a Palestine analogy shouldn’t you be breaking into his home and locking the man in his own basement?

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Holy shit it’s a really good fucking post from a federated account

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We kept the good ones coming around it seems, proud of our federated comrades who stayed to learn the art of posting

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26 points

I mean I don’t want to disappoint you guys but…

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20 points

the art of posting

Lost book by Sun Tzu.

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9 points

I love seeing federated accounts post in the dunk tank. real “one of us” hours.

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36 points

GOOD post

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Yeah but like what if OP REALLY REALLY liked that guy’s house? Then he definitely deserves it, the guy in the basement is just being entitled tbh.

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18 points

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EDIT: I misread the above post. My mistake.

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I am absolutely not trying to both sides anything here. I meant that Israel is taking over the Palestinian house and putting the Palestinians in their own basement. Unless I’ve completely misinterpreted the analogy or something here.

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EDIT: It seems I misread you. My mistake.

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I’m a both sideser
Both sides of the border wall must come down

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It seems I misread it. My mistake.

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Obviously you need to murder him and then murder all the kids you’ve still got locked up in your basement. If he didn’t want those kids to get murdered, he shouldn’t have tried to get out of the basement.

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The man in your basement should have accepted your peace offer and stayed in the basement. The tragedy he has caused must not go unavenged. Have you considered leveling your neighborhood because the man is probably hiding there?

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46 points

If only the man locked in the basement peacefully expressed discontent by softly moaning and whimpering, but not so loud that he scared anyone on ground level, maybe you would have been kinder to him eventually.

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What a vile, disgusting thing to say in these times where innocent civilians are being attacked! Moaning softly is accoustic terrorism and is literally the moral equivalent of Hitler.

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I’m going to send a carrier to your home to back you up while you murder him and all those shitty kids you have locked in there. Do you need any money?

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