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TankieTanuki [he/him]

TankieTanuki@hexbear.net
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A furry Marxist-Leninist varmint

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Hi, this is Bob from Bob’s Billboards. I’m afraid there must have been some sort of mix-up. We received a photograph of a pig with feces on its…

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The flesh-eating bacterium that’s infected your pancreas is a truly remarkable specimen, but you’re too much like “oh GOD, my INSIDES!” to appreciate it.

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Oh look at that, he even has a MAGA skull cap.

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Sorry, I can’t hear you over the roar of the engines inside my SSTO.

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It’s called a “REM rebound”. I think it’s fun.

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