In response to a comment explaining that neither ship was Chinese:

And this is why China needs to stop being gigantic bullies and jerks in those waters. It leads to tensions where even routine stupid collisions in very crowded waters are instantly assumed to be hostile actions. If this had been a Chinese ship that had been struck, the Chinese would have instantly reacted the same way and they would have started howling for blood before the facts were known. Until China dials down the aggression, this area is a powder keg that they have created and sparks are flying every day. Today’s mishap was another spark and everybody is lucky that the shooting didn’t start. It’s up to the Chinese to stop this and dial back the tension.

edit: wow, the China trolls are out for this comment! Sorry, kids. Have a nice afternoon.

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edit: wow, the China trolls are out for this comment! Sorry, kids. Have a nice afternoon.

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I am the main character of the universe and am so important that the Chinese government is personally targeting me.

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92 points

If China had done it, they would’ve reacted the same way. Why are they such bullies in this scenario I made up in my head? Now I’m angry, which is also China’s fault!

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The absolute dressing on this is how many of these dipshits immediately thought it was Chinese, without realizing if that were the case the headline would be something akin to ‘Three dead and dozens injured after Chinese vessel collides with Philippines fishing merchant after taking dangerous route’.

The media is already nearly as sinophobic as possible and it STILL isn’t good enough for these baying hounds.

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28 points

The original title of the article called the accident an attack, before they confirmed it was not a chinese boat.

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The media is already nearly as sinophobic as possible and it STILL isn’t good enough for these baying hounds.

Remember when something like 2 weeks ago Reuters published article slightly critical of Ukraine and was immediately called “Russian propaganda” and even literally “Lemmygrad news” on lemmy?

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53 points

Nobody tell Redditors about Reddit Island’s policies regarding the South China Sea.

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49 points

The icing on this turd is that the US just started their war games with the Philippines in the South China Sea yesterday

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Lol remember when the US fired their wunderwaffle HIMARS in their last round of exercises with the Philippines? They launched the missiles at a target hulk and all of them missed. They basically went “well, if that was a Chinese ship they’d be real scared.”

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31 points

Or the two naval bases there.

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52 points

China made me shit my pants

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32 points

Then Xi personally force fed it to me.

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26 points

China is the reason my wife left me!!!

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44 points

luminosity levels rivalling a quasar

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31 points

If this had been a Chinese ship that had been struck, the Chinese would have instantly reacted the same way and they would have started howling for blood before the facts were known.

Bro still can’t accept the embarrassment after shooting a $1 million missile at a child’s weather balloon

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31 points

“If I simply project even harder, we can imagine a made-up scenario where I am the reasonable one. Checkmate!”

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“If the situation had been completely different the Chinese might have done something bad if they acted like how I, someone who clearly hates Chinese people, presume they would act!”

Makes you think.

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At least the replies to that post roundly rejected it though, even though this post managed to be upvoted. Trying to stay as bloomer as possible lol.

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This might be the most Reddit moment of all Reddit moments to ever Reddit moment.

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19 points

“Ah well, nevertheless”

Really makes you think

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[–]HuJimX 37 points 4 hours ago yeah it’s definitely China’s fault that a Korean vessel sunk a Filipino fishing boat. fuckin mao ze dong

[–]stoopidmothafunka [score hidden] an hour ago I’m sure you’re not personally invested in China’s reputation, Hu Jim

“Hate the government, not the people”

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109 points

Possibly Chinese person: actual argument

Cracker: have you considered that you’re asiatic?

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70 points

Nick Mullen: “uhh, you’re Chinese”

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54 points

Oh shit, sometimes I forget that.

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hmm… you wish to comment on matters of international politics? have you made sure you’re on the list of approved races?

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76 points

Let me get out my chart here

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A lot of east Asians do fit the upper half so meme needs some addendums.

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5 points

Literally rebutting the clarification. Unbelievable these people

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Really incredible stuff. Even after learning it was a Korean ship they manage to blame China

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“Well the fact that I immediately jumped to blaming China in my head just shows how bad they really are! Not a dipshit btw”

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due to poes law, there is just no way of knowing

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It’s , you don’t need Poe’s Law on this one; it’s just unbridled racism

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46 points

Reddit has recognized our claim. Now is the time for China to reclaim our wayward tributary state. Once again the king of Choseon shall bow to the Middle Kingdom.

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87 points

It’s like when BurgerLanders were calling for Iraqi blood after 9/11.

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I remember that! It was like the MK ultra trigger went off for a bunch of people all at once

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45 points

Iirc one of the first things Saddam did was make a statement that said (wildly paraphrasing here): “lol you guys totally deserved that but it totally wasn’t me.” He knew the USA would have that reaction.

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Dude there was this cool coffee shop called Osama’s that had to close after 9/11 because people kept destroying it.

People, man.

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79 points

All those dorks talking about the mandate of heaven in an extremely orientalist way. Did Liz Truss have the divine right of kings? Lmao

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48 points

It always tickles me when Westerners talk about “face” and “saving face”. Like bruh are you seriously going to tell me you don’t understand the concept of doing things to avoid embarrassment?

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Yeah but when we do it it’s normal and natural, when the other does it it’s because of a millenia old spiritualistic religious ancient ritual observance protocol, that their brainpan isnt advanced enough to dismiss.

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Do different culture have different words for similar things? No… they are aliens with no relatable qualities… It really shows how chaunvinistic and racist folks are.

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46 points

Yes she just lost it extremely quickly to a lettuce

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11 points

Uncritical support for the divinely mandated lettuce

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