39 points

Ridiculous island. Oh you’re neurospicy? We"re going to put you in a cage now.

The fact you cannot legally carry a small knife, which this is not, is equally absurd.

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33 points

OI! YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT LETTER OPENER M8???

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17 points

Warwickshire Police spotted Bray on June 8 via CCTV walking down the street with something in his hand.

They are lterally using their panopticon to find someone who was behaving in a slightly divergent way in public and not bothering anyone at all.

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4 points

I assumed this was Singapore until reading the article and found out it’s in England? What the hell

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4 points

England is one of the world’s more repressive regimes. The rights of citizens are mostly norms rather than enforcable laws, it has some of the most pervasive and invasive surveillance in the world, and the cops have a wide variety of “because I said so” laws that can be used to crush speech, dissent, and to imprison or control people without what you’d think of as “due process” in civilized nations.

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2 points

Having interests in anything other than rugby or Prosecco is illegal in England

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Oh man, poor guy. He was just a nerd that thought a little Zelda toy would be a fun fidgit.

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8 points

Actual knives are fun fidgets as well until your friend flips out cause you’re pickin’ at an eye booger with it.

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3 points

People, specifically people from places where the regime imposes absurd absolutist weapon laws, get fucking weird about a piece of metal primarily used for open boxes, cutting fruit, and cleaning your nails.

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There are so many posts from British cops where they’ll arrest some hot couch guy weed dealer with a collection of replica swords and act (and sentence) like he was regularly going out and shanking people with them, this country desperately needs justice for sword nerds.

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24 points

Other sites (Forbes, so, eh) are reporting that he’s a bit of a frequent flyer with the cops and has consistent arrests for burglary going back to the 90s.

Still, very silly place.

I’m gonna hold judgement until I can make out that neck tattoo.

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I’m gonna hold judgement until I can make out that neck tattoo.

It’s going to be a maze when it’s finished!

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61 points

Despite admitting that the [tiny toy] Master Sword could be perceived as threatening if someone else saw it, Bray insisted during his interview that he would not have used it as a weapon, the police said.

Don’t admit that, no reasonable person could possibly perceive that thing as threatening.

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33 points

Also don’t talk to cops

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20 points

Does perfidious albion even have the right to an attorney?

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14 points

Dang this is the UK, I have no idea

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12 points
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8 points

england doesn’t even have right to remain silent ahahahah

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24 points

He probably assumed he’d just be asked to put it away, as would be fairly reasonable. But yeah, only say ‘lawyer’. Also, for.my Canadian homes, unlike America where exercising your right to remain silent ends the interrogation, here you do need to genuinely practice it. They can still legally hold you and question you as long as they want and legally it’s up to you to stay silent, and they’ll.use that to.their advantage and keep you in questioning for as long as possible. Know that’s part of.the Canada cop game and the other is leaving you in the middle of nowhere in the dead of winter. Best of luck

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4 points

That doesn’t work in the uk. They don’t have rights the way civilized countries do. Their legal system is fucking bizarre.

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61 points

Four months of his life for this. Fuck pigs.

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21 points

The OG Link did 7 years

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17 points

The pigs in question:

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