That’s a letter opener

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Meanwhile open carry in Burgerland:

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Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®

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14 points

If the US was serious about “preventing tyranny” with the second amendment, it would give everyone AAA or AT missiles and launchers

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12 points

It’s because I want a gun to defend against urban youth with knuckle dusters.

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5 points

Legality of arms in the us is basically just “how white coded is this weapon?” The more strongly weapons are associated with minorities the less legal they are.

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5 points

Also hair-pins, due to women stabbing creeps with them.

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Which state is it where the only thing preventing you from open carrying a tank cannon is your ability to physically carry it?

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Heavy ordnance in many jurisdictions isn’t regulated differently than small arms in most states if you have teh right paperwork.

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Oh man, poor guy. He was just a nerd that thought a little Zelda toy would be a fun fidgit.

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8 points

Actual knives are fun fidgets as well until your friend flips out cause you’re pickin’ at an eye booger with it.

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People, specifically people from places where the regime imposes absurd absolutist weapon laws, get fucking weird about a piece of metal primarily used for open boxes, cutting fruit, and cleaning your nails.

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There are so many posts from British cops where they’ll arrest some hot couch guy weed dealer with a collection of replica swords and act (and sentence) like he was regularly going out and shanking people with them, this country desperately needs justice for sword nerds.

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24 points

Other sites (Forbes, so, eh) are reporting that he’s a bit of a frequent flyer with the cops and has consistent arrests for burglary going back to the 90s.

Still, very silly place.

I’m gonna hold judgement until I can make out that neck tattoo.

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I’m gonna hold judgement until I can make out that neck tattoo.

It’s going to be a maze when it’s finished!

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61 points

Despite admitting that the [tiny toy] Master Sword could be perceived as threatening if someone else saw it, Bray insisted during his interview that he would not have used it as a weapon, the police said.

Don’t admit that, no reasonable person could possibly perceive that thing as threatening.

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33 points

Also don’t talk to cops

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20 points

Does perfidious albion even have the right to an attorney?

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8 points

england doesn’t even have right to remain silent ahahahah

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14 points

Dang this is the UK, I have no idea

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He probably assumed he’d just be asked to put it away, as would be fairly reasonable. But yeah, only say ‘lawyer’. Also, for.my Canadian homes, unlike America where exercising your right to remain silent ends the interrogation, here you do need to genuinely practice it. They can still legally hold you and question you as long as they want and legally it’s up to you to stay silent, and they’ll.use that to.their advantage and keep you in questioning for as long as possible. Know that’s part of.the Canada cop game and the other is leaving you in the middle of nowhere in the dead of winter. Best of luck

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That doesn’t work in the uk. They don’t have rights the way civilized countries do. Their legal system is fucking bizarre.

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