Speedrunning the descent into full throated fascism. Maybe even Posadists can get on board because the nukes will be flying and the aliens will be like FINALLY.

14 points

I feel like if I were an accelerationist I’d never be happy even with all the fuckery happening.

Like if youre always hoping for this shitty thing to be the breaking point I feel like you’d constantly be disappointed that all you get is more and more shitty things you just have to deal with

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10 points

Never quite understood why aliens are gonna crop up to save us if the nukes fly. Like, are we a research specimen and they can only start interfering when we’ve rendered ourselves functionally extinct?

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7 points

They’re conservationists, but with some prime directive hand-off principles mixed in.

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I’ve been waiting for the nukes for a while now.

“Just one more land war with Russia, bro. Please, just one more, I swear it will be the last.”

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16 points

Honestly if i was an accelerationist i’d just give up and like start writing haiku or scrapbooking because what is even the point? They must be so demoralized.

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28 points

Accelerationists must be having so much trouble deciding who to vote for rn

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22 points
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por que no los dos? vote early, vote often, as they say.

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24 points

Committing voter fraud to vote for Biden, Trump, and Hillary 10,000 times each.

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