You think I don’t matter? I’m a brain parasite that feeds on your insecurities. I spend all day lying to you in the hopes that you’ll feel bad unless you buy more plastic. I take everything sacred and turn it into a commodity.
:amerikkka-clap: give my daughter an eating disorder and make me feel like a real man because I bought a truck
Make sure every pop country song name-checks at least two products which appeal to working class midwesterners
🎵 Got me a Ford F-150 Raptor SVT 🎵
🎵 Takes up four parking spots, yessir, those are all for me 🎵
🎵 Thin blue line and a rebel jack in the window for all to see 🎵
🎵 Makin’ out with my cousin in an Applebee’s 🎵
you wouldn’t have 99%+ of the crap you own
:yes-chad:
One weird trick for humanity to need 90% fewer resources
Last time i was banned from twitter it was for saying kill all marketers.
Bill Hicks was banned from life for telling them to kill themselves
the fact he calls it crap really demolishes his whole argument