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You think I don’t matter? I’m a brain parasite that feeds on your insecurities. I spend all day lying to you in the hopes that you’ll feel bad unless you buy more plastic. I take everything sacred and turn it into a commodity.

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:amerikkka-clap: give my daughter an eating disorder and make me feel like a real man because I bought a truck

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44 points

Make sure every pop country song name-checks at least two products which appeal to working class midwesterners

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🎵 Got me a Ford F-150 Raptor SVT 🎵
🎵 Takes up four parking spots, yessir, those are all for me 🎵
🎵 Thin blue line and a rebel jack in the window for all to see 🎵
🎵 Makin’ out with my cousin in an Applebee’s 🎵

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37 points

“Oxycontin is nonaddictive”? Yeah, that was me.

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11 points

Just finished watching Dopesick and we need Nuremberg trials for salespeople.

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you wouldn’t have 99%+ of the crap you own

:yes-chad:

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23 points

Pretty sure they’re just describing the plastic packaging

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One weird trick for humanity to need 90% fewer resources

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34 points

A new phone every year is preferable to a sustainable habitat :so-true:

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51 points

Last time i was banned from twitter it was for saying kill all marketers.

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32 points

That wasn’t very advertiser friendly of you.

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Bill Hicks was banned from life for telling them to kill themselves

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the fact he calls it crap really demolishes his whole argument

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“You wouldn’t have bought this dogshit if I hadn’t been selling it so incredibly”

Come on man, be more subtle

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