I remember when fake gamer girls were a hotly discussed topic among gamers, I wanna say it was shortly before Gamergate
These fucking chicks COME TO OUR CONS and PRETEND TO LIKE ZELDA, to… uhhh
Was a thing way before gamergate. Much in the same way that women get questioned for wearing a band t-shirt.
Applies to anything considered stereotypically manly, really
“Oh you’re a machinist? Name the 4 types of welding and describe how each one works”
I remember going to a something once and two guys independently at different times accidentally caught me alone and started grilling me on games I mostly never heard of and I wasn’t good at the smash brethren or anything I just picked yoshi because it’s a cute animal thing
These fucking chicks COME TO OUR CONS and PRETEND TO LIKE ZELDA, to… uhhh
Gamers: “We demand big titty goth girls in every video game and we want boob physics where they jiggle when you jump and we want you to shoot real babies out of your vagina at your enemies, just like a real girl would, or we can’t suspend our disbelief long enough to enjoy the game! ETHICS IN GAMER JOURNALISM!”
Also Gamers: “A real girl at my game convention? Ew, gross. They’re just trying to trick me into buying a product.”
I really like happy endings
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I am both elated and depressed that I can decode this like an anthropologist reading an ancient sanskrit manuscript
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god I wish that were me
genie stop fucking around you know damn well what I meant
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But reading that felt good? I think? Thanks? Ugh I need therapy
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