🎵 Nothing makes me happier than thinking about your corpse 🎵
🎵 Doot doot doodoo doo, do doodoot doo 🎵

The downside of not browsing twitter is that you’re rarely up to date on this shit.

Well this would help explain why Amanda Palmer divorced him.

When you watched Death of Stalin as an instruction manual.

Russia’s state-owned Channel One covered the debate in depth, describing President Biden and Donald Trump as “small children from the nursery.” As Russian viewers were treated to replays of the candidates bickering over who was the better golfer, the presenter predicted that life itself in America would become “one never-ending game of golf,” with the United States lurching “from one big hole to the next.”

Where does your horseshoe theory bring you now, liberals?

Their national flag was originally designed as a war flag with red on top and blue on the bottom, so the convention is to have blue on top during peacetime.

HOW DARE YOU CARE ABOUT OUR COLONIES

Can’t wait to see how the democrats to get us out of this jam.