This whole thing about Sweeny’s boobs is the weirdest astroturfed chud campaign in a while. I still don’t understand what is “anti-woke” about big boobs?
I think it’s a popularity drive, they are trying to psychologically short circuit people: hey you, you like tits? so do we, sadly the woke crowd do not, tut tut
similar to how advertisers describe their cereal as crunchy in order to imply that their competitor’s cereal is not also crunchy
wasn’t there some small time actress more famous for nude modelling who had good politics? we need her back
So here’s the thing as I see it: conservatives have/(I argue) had lightning in their hands with memes about avoiding taxes. That shit is funny as fuck. Evading the IRS agent, capsizing your boat, etc. are all a really good playing field to get people to warm up to your side. I don’t think they did a good job making sure that stayed in the zeitgeist because it’s so much easier to think of conservatives as people who don’t like woke things. So instead of seeing them desparados and cowboys, you see a black person in media, roll your eyes, and think “my weird uncle would hate this.” Bringing the taxes back up probably has diminishing returns because now it just looks like another bid to get you to dislike shit.
Now you have another battlefield where there’s a “national divorce” where, by some stroke of luck, the left ended up with beer, football, and tomboys ( ). However, the idea is that the right got boobs in the divorce. So now you have a chance, as a conservative memer, to go “oh my god, the right likes to princess carry and look down at the boobs, the left likes to be princess carried.” Unfortunately, you as a conservative, are not normal about women and instead like to get into diatribes defining womanhood (but DEFINITELY not gender expression). The main thrust at the moment is going to be talking about BODACIOUS ta-tas and how 1950s coded this woman is. Oh my god she’s so bubbly and no other woman in my life acts bubbly. You can never be the party where women are free to express themselves because, frankly, you’re the people who want to have a say in their healthcare. You would rather the single family unit be the main building block of society (you’re not even the party of the clan). At best you’re Colby Covington with paid models, but Megan Thee Stallion is never going to be scantily clad for freedom the way she is for anime.
So even if it could work and you could have a fierce competitor for national popularity, you won’t. They’re not cool. They can never be cool. Even country music was cooler before conservatives got ahold of it.
I may be wrong, but i think the idea is that (seriously, how the hell am i better than these chuds at explaining their own ideology):
The left (supposedly) hates beauty and tradition and nice things, which is why we (supposedly) support disabled and fat people in modeling and beauty magazines (also trans people, i guess). So a conventionally attractive young blonde woman becoming a sex symbol is an attack on the left because it proves that no matter how much “the elites” try to push other beauty standards (the ones i mentioned earlier), “the people” will always choose blonde women with big breasts.
How did they get like this? What do they even think “woke” means at this point?
What do they even think “woke” means at this point?
Decency, empathy, tolerance, equality, reproductive rights, etc - it’s a very, very long list.
It’s kinda unclear why large boobs are “a formidable weapon” against those things.
The recent thing with Sweeney has actually helped me better understand what they mean by woke. It’s all wrapped up in misogyny and objectifying women, that’s the main focus of it. They think wokeness is the promotion of the idea they have to settle for “inferior” women, or allow good women to be with “inferior” men. Their antiwokeness gravitates around a central idea that white cis women are theirs to control. So they end up with sexual paranoia about becoming gay, or seeing a black man with a white woman, or they might be forced into respecting women regardless of their sexual characteristics.
first they came for the bodacious ta-tas and I was like “wtf are you talking about you old bastard”
What about young people being extremely sex positive made people thing that tits were frowned upon
Fucking millenials didn’t say “Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady… heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd” when they saw Sydney Australia’s breasts
Woke bastards
Oh, you think wokeism is the answer? Well when I see big tits I turn into a wolf, I start howling, and my tongue flaps out and I have to roll it back up into my mouth because it’s like 20 feet long. Then I turn into a steam whistle.
When I see bazongas my eyes actually literally pop straight out of my head and onto the floor where I’m left sobbing trying to find them again. Thanks, obama
