What I’m imagining is a Fast & Furious-esque plane heist movie with absurd wire-fu. Have a boxcutter guy fight an MMA guy on top of the plane while it’s flying. Have a revelation that the plane was never meant to land and the pilots are crash test dummies. Have the climax of the film be a computer guy hacking the plane from the ground and controlling it like a drone so it can make an emergency landing, but wait! it’s making an emergency landing IN A PACKED STADIUM?!
shit like that
female character, coded as annoying: YOU CANT LAND IN A STADIUM, THERE’S NOT ENOUGH ROOM!
cool nerd guy: maam don’t worry we have this under control
annoying female: “we?”
Elon Musk enters dramatically: we are going to land the plane vertically
Can someone program my wifi buttplug to vibrate whenever someone upbears my post
I’ll give u my api key
Real Mark Wahlberg “9/11 wouldn’t have happened if I was on that plane.” Energy.
Would be an entertaining concept for a movie though, not gonna lie.
“I’VE BEEN TO THE TOP OF THE TWIN TOWERS”, he shouts as he leaps from a rope into the cockpit. He kills all but one of the hijackers with a folding chair, then jumps out of the plane with the final one to bodyslam him from 30k feet.
A plane is too small, would be better if it were a bunch of terrorists who have kidnapped a cruise and are going to ram it against an oil station. Will the WWE save the seas? What strange alliances will be formed?
