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What I’m imagining is a Fast & Furious-esque plane heist movie with absurd wire-fu. Have a boxcutter guy fight an MMA guy on top of the plane while it’s flying. Have a revelation that the plane was never meant to land and the pilots are crash test dummies. Have the climax of the film be a computer guy hacking the plane from the ground and controlling it like a drone so it can make an emergency landing, but wait! it’s making an emergency landing IN A PACKED STADIUM?!

shit like that

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female character, coded as annoying: YOU CANT LAND IN A STADIUM, THERE’S NOT ENOUGH ROOM!

cool nerd guy: maam don’t worry we have this under control

annoying female: “we?”

Elon Musk enters dramatically: we are going to land the plane vertically

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:blob-stop:

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Bitcoin immediately losses half it’s value

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-How are you going to do that?

-I put the plane on the blockchain!

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Everyone step away from the lathe right now!

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