What I’m imagining is a Fast & Furious-esque plane heist movie with absurd wire-fu. Have a boxcutter guy fight an MMA guy on top of the plane while it’s flying. Have a revelation that the plane was never meant to land and the pilots are crash test dummies. Have the climax of the film be a computer guy hacking the plane from the ground and controlling it like a drone so it can make an emergency landing, but wait! it’s making an emergency landing IN A PACKED STADIUM?!
shit like that
female character, coded as annoying: YOU CANT LAND IN A STADIUM, THERE’S NOT ENOUGH ROOM!
cool nerd guy: maam don’t worry we have this under control
annoying female: “we?”
Elon Musk enters dramatically: we are going to land the plane vertically
Reminds me of that guy I knew who believed in wrestling, talked about it all the time, and kept asking people about their ethnicity
So that one movie that was on Best of the Worst (I think in that one it was a metal band?) but with pro-wrestlers? Sounds like a fun watch. Honestly, that would be a cool sub genre of alt-history: “What if X group of cool people were on the flights and kicked ass on the 9/11 highjackers?”
You could have ones for people’s favorite sports teams, ones with weird folk heroes and shit showing up, etc.