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I think you have find that over the yers wrestlers have used so many razor blades on themselves that they have developed an immunity.

Slashed and bleeding from a box cutter is just another day at the offices

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OK but they can use the suitcases.

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You’ve never been on a plane where all the seats are folding chairs?

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I believe this is a normal Spirit flight

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You get one if you pay the $200 fee to not be locked in the cargo hold

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What I’m imagining is a Fast & Furious-esque plane heist movie with absurd wire-fu. Have a boxcutter guy fight an MMA guy on top of the plane while it’s flying. Have a revelation that the plane was never meant to land and the pilots are crash test dummies. Have the climax of the film be a computer guy hacking the plane from the ground and controlling it like a drone so it can make an emergency landing, but wait! it’s making an emergency landing IN A PACKED STADIUM?!

shit like that

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female character, coded as annoying: YOU CANT LAND IN A STADIUM, THERE’S NOT ENOUGH ROOM!

cool nerd guy: maam don’t worry we have this under control

annoying female: “we?”

Elon Musk enters dramatically: we are going to land the plane vertically

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-How are you going to do that?

-I put the plane on the blockchain!

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:blob-stop:

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Everyone step away from the lathe right now!

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Bitcoin immediately losses half it’s value

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Reminds me of that guy I knew who believed in wrestling, talked about it all the time, and kept asking people about their ethnicity

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So that one movie that was on Best of the Worst (I think in that one it was a metal band?) but with pro-wrestlers? Sounds like a fun watch. Honestly, that would be a cool sub genre of alt-history: “What if X group of cool people were on the flights and kicked ass on the 9/11 highjackers?”

You could have ones for people’s favorite sports teams, ones with weird folk heroes and shit showing up, etc.

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what if the plane was full of other hijackers? each from some other radicalized group? and they all had different things they wanted to fly the plane into?

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