I’m guessing they also have a reputation for not approving vacation requests that bookend paid holidays? One of my previous employers utilized this big brain strategy as well.

They need to shut Subway down until we can figure out what’s going on

This might actually be a tipping point if other candidates do the same. The Trump campaign is probably already making this into an ad.

I couldn’t believe that people were raw dogging the wildfire smoke in the NYC area when it hit us last year. I couldn’t be outside for ten minutes without getting a headache, and that was with an N95. At least half of this country really is in a death cult.

They hit him with the Havana cannon

Not sure if my misphonia triggering more easily is linked to me just getting older and crankier or if they are two separate, unlinked phenomena.

If you ever want me out of a room ASAP, just bounce your leg up and down for 30 seconds or clang some silverware, I will leave a cartoon dust cloud.

Never had it, but my expectations are always very low for big-brand food items labeled as “ghost pepper”. If I don’t have to pause halfway through eating it to gather myself, you shouldn’t legally be able to call it that.

I wonder how often people are collateral damage in these situations because ain’t no one going to tell Uncle Jim Bob to wear a seat belt so he became a projectile.

“Joe Biden dies from covid.”

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Maruchan in a cup is unfortunately the worst ramen out there. If you like spicy and still want to maintain the convenience of a cup, I would strongly recommend that you try Nongshim red (shin ramyun) or black. It’s definitely pricier but you will never want to touch Maruchan cup noods again

Buldak is the best instant ramen IMO if you can handle that kind of spice.