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happybadger [he/him]

happybadger@hexbear.net
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Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.

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So you can best me in a battle of wits? Fine, I have so many other pieces.

Dog piece- always loyal to the king

Gun piece- one free kill

Monster truck piece- throw it at the board

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His family will get over it.

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Like toddlers playing with GI Joe toys. If their support for Ukraine is anything other than being a Nazi or a midlife crisis, they should immediately go to the trenches. I can’t imagine thinking this war is what they think it is and not volunteering. It would be such a new low of cowardice that I wouldn’t be able to look at myself in the mirror. You Johnny-ass nerds go get your fucking gun.

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This is so demonic that I want to become religious so that I can make sense of it cosmologically.

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classmate said Crooks was a bad shot

No shit.

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