dog piece, gun piece, monster truck piece. That’s just today.

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Oh yeah? I’m picturing your chess pieces in my mind, and I am rotating them

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How?

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21 points

I read 2 Wikipedia articles every day

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How?

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4 points

Your username needs a bit more bass.

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Dog piece is able to shift back to any empty square adjacent to the king

Gun piece takes out 4 pawns at a time but has to spend the first three turns being radicalized on 4chan

Monster truck piece doesn’t even do anything, it just tells people about its ride, and how isn’t she a beaut, and it’s a dual rear wheel

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17 points

I transcended Jordan Peterson. I learned to do the Canadian Kermit voice and now I just tell myself things I want to hear in a room without mirrors.

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Do most of your rooms have mirrors?

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2 points

How else am I supposed to play Bloody Mary?

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2 points

We always did it in the bathroom.

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15 points

JP ever elaborate about those Chinese dick sucking machines?

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