No one is gunning for you my guy.
Lmfao
Talk about instilling some daddy issues in a guy
“Wh-wh-why was my daddy and uncle worthy of assassination b-b-but not m-” breaks down sobbing
The secret service or someone should definitely [parody] consider doing him [parody done] so that he can die happy and go to Kennedy Valhalla. Entrance requirement is being assassinated. Ted is unfortunately in the land of mindless souls for his honorless death. RFK Jr wants to avoid such a fate
Walk without rhythm so you won’t attract the worm.
-–
Damn it. That’s not actually the joke I wanted to make. My joke - stupid as it is - it would be fedposting. And in these insane times - I could have law enforcement literally knocking on my door tomorrow.
I have my house packed with stuffed dogs with proximity activated sound devices that emit a very real sounding dog bark.
At least I can die laughing my ass off at the firing squad mass murder of stuffed animals in my living room immediately before I also get domed
[parody, etc]
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