working at the department of lies and propaganda sure feels like working for stalin’s department of propaganda which i imagine is just like my actual job, which is evil, and therefore stalin and the whole soviet union is evil

why’s the sky blue?

why is water wet?

(science can’t answer these simple questions)

“honey, did you set fire to our entire house with everything we owned still in it? and the two of us and our families still in it?”

“pfft, the tunguska event caused much more destruction. stop thinking one person can effect the world that much. and this whole thing is just nature rebuilding iself, do you think we’re not part of nature? anyway how much longer did you expect us to live? fifty more years? nothing remains forever. hey, let me tell you about the heat death of the universe…”

tangentially related, has anyone started to get recommended a lot of ai-generated “wacky” period music on youtube, with ai-generated album covers, probably lyrics as well, and edgy 4-chan teenager type song names, like “[slur] and the [slurry] boys - my family member’s genitalia (1973)”

in the 1960s, american scientists spent 500 billion dollars figuring out how to make a t9 keyboard that could be used in zero gravity

the soviets simply used touchscreen smartphones

Mrs. Thunberg

i think it’s a station on the Kuala Lumpur monorail

trinity diagram with clit IS NOT taint IS NOT brown area

with “IS p0wning my dick” in the middle

oh and the diagram is wearing a primary schooler’s backwards cap

But my father had an expression. He said, "Champ, [three minute story from the 40s with strange details that goes nowhere]

hey it’s not an easy job to set up purple rim lighting and drink a glass of wine while saying “hello my pets” and then delivering a bland take over the course of 45 minutes

idk maybe she changed her game since i last watched a video five years ago