Climate change is a natural Cycle that is coming to a peak according to a news release by the ICCN. The scientific paper, which was peer reviewed by 217 climatologists in 130 countries, found that a misplaced decimal point in a 1967 equation is the cause of the misunderstanding.

“This [the Fellmore] equation is at the core of all climate science and apparently we have all been reading it wrong.” said Dr. Standless PHD. B.S.C. S.S.C. “it was a real boner move and everyone is smacking themselves upside the head wondering why we didn’t see it sooner.”

A Big-Oil lobbyist who wished to remain unidentified said that their scientists were using the equation wrong as well. “We totally believed the science on climate change but our job is to protect oil profits. They [climate activists] were all just trying to make the world a better place for future generations. If it weren’t for this one single mistake all their math would have been completely correct and their concerns would have been valid even if they were at odds with my clients making money.”

The paper goes on to prove that while we have been seeing extreme weather events as of late it is all just part of a natural cycle that is nearing its down turn and that for the next 2000 years it should all be smooth sailing.

The ICCN on behalf of Climate change activists around the world wished to express its deepest apologies for the misunderstanding and atempted to get Greta Thunberg to make the announcement at the U.N. but Mrs. Thunberg was unavailable.