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GenderIsOpSec [she/her]

GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net
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Nice try, fed.

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Did you meet by having him sniff your hair or does he only do that to girls?

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Did they raid a sperm bank for the fountain or what?

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Woah woah woah hold on there chief! Using TOOLS to CARVE something?! Not in my commune!! You’ll eat it with your teeth like a good little beaver!!!

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Big mood. I can’t really engage with television or radio at all anymore, I swear I can just see the slurry of liberalism leaking out, when they’re on, and that just makes me absolutely livid in ways I didnt think could be done.

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Now that just reminded me of this:

A 1966 ruling of the Bundesgerichtshof required married women to have sexual intercourse with their partners “repeatedly” and prescribed they must not be “unresponsive” during the consummation.

In the Free Democratic West Germany, of course.

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The events are attended by fathers and their teenage daughters in order to promote virginity until marriage. Typically, daughters who attend a purity ball make a virginity pledge to remain sexually abstinent until marriage. Fathers who attend a purity ball make a promise to protect their young daughters’ “purity of mind, body, and soul.”

Now if I was more conspiracy minded I’d say this sounds like some fucked up swinger-party but it’s probably just some fucked up religious purity cult nonsense.

edit: “Wilson advises fathers to praise their daughters’ physical attractiveness: “I applaud your courage to look your daughter in the eye and tell her how beautiful she is.” Participants are described as “dates”, and, according to Glamour magazine, could be mistaken for heterosexual romantic partners in the absence of information about their parent-child relationship.” oh god oh fuck

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Makes perfect sense. How this usually is with me I’m detached and stoic, outwardly at least, like 95% of the time, then when something really hits me I either cry or get really fucking mad and that’s the 5%.

Usually there’s like this sleeping volcano that I keep hidden because fuck if I let it blow up I might go and do bodily harm to a landlord or something. edit in GTA naturally

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Jesus just think of the dumps

I’d rather not tbh

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