2 quarter pounders, 2 FILET OF GOD DAMN FISH, 2 large fries, and a coke.

In another life I’d say this couldn’t possibly be true, but it’s absurd enough to be real at this point. The fish burgers make it lmao who even eats those.

Remember that report that said he was the “healthiest person to ever run for President” lmao

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That’s the sort of order I might have done half of when I was 20 and massively drunk/baked, I have no idea how his stomach can handle it in his '70s

Jesus just think of the dumps

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Jesus just think of the dumps

One of my first thoughts. The bowels must be in tatters.

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More time to post on Twitter… Which also means that the man’s phone is a veritable petri dish of fecal bacteria. Godspeed, comrade E. Coli.

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Jesus just think of the dumps

I’d rather not tbh

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That’s fair

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