ComradeRat [he/him, they/them]
‘We will have peace,’ said Théoden at last thickly and with an effort. Several of the Riders cried out gladly. Théoden held up his hand. ‘Yes, we will have peace,’ he said, now in a clear voice, ‘we will have peace, when you and all your works have perished – and the works of your dark master to whom you would deliver us. You are a liar, Saruman, and a corrupter of men’s hearts. You hold out your hand to me, and I perceive only a finger of the claw of Mordor. Cruel and cold! Even if your war on me was just – as it was not, for were you ten times as wise you would have no right to rule me and mine for your own profit as you desired – even so, what will you say of your torches in Westfold and the children that lie dead there? And they hewed Háma’s body before the gates of the Hornburg, after he was dead. When you hang from a gibbet at your window for the sport of your own crows, I will have peace with you and Orthanc. So much for the House of Eorl. A lesser son of great sires am I, but I do not need to lick your fingers. Turn elsewhither. But I fear your voice has lost its charm.’
It’s such a good speech outright condemning imperialism and the movie BUTCHERS IT
imo the only members of Saruman’s army were “in the right” are the Dunlandfolk and Woses who have been tricked into thinking that Saruman will kill the Rohirrim who they (rightfully) hate for taking their land. But both live subsistence lifestyles so i don’t think it’ll go well for either them if Saruman the clearcutting riverpolluting enthusiast won either
Based, Uruk’s very cringe (basically Sauron’s sergeants and middle manager-soldiers who oversee the less willing conscripts and slaves) and Uruk-Hai are made even more evil by Saruman by feeding them human flesh.
Also very cool and not much more fantastical than stuff that Legolas actually does do in the books (e.g. Legolas doesn’t sleep, is light enough to walk atop grass or snow). Of the issues with the movie (e.g. cutting out the best parts of Theodan’s speech to Saruman even in the extended cut) this is a relatively minor one imho
retvrn to tradition
the most horrifically comedic manifestation of this i’ve seen has been “sailor on a slave ship bound for the Caribbean writing in his journal about how horrible and fucked up it would be if pirates attack and sell him into slavery”
Jokes on you i was already doing that 🤓🤓🤓
Screenshots from Fidel’s autobiography, tldr (at least as I read it) is that Fidel wanted Cornman to nuke the US if there was any invasion of Cuba.
Fidel wrote to cornman on 26 october (27 october in russia) telling him to send nukes if he thinks an invasion is going to happen
Cornman wrote back on the 28th, basically telling fidel to chill bc he wants peace
And Fidel wrote again to Cornman the same day telling him that he will not chill cuba is in danger
Cornman replied on the 30th with a lotta platitudes (Cornman thought he won the missile crisis lol) but most relevant here is him saying fidel’s “send the nukes” idea was wrong
Fidel’s reply (Oct. 31) shows what he thought of Cornman’s ‘victory’:
Fidel wanted to but cornman was a coward
