I didn’t even know what to say to her.

That’s not your girlfriend, thats the CIA

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Figures

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speaking of which I met an anarchist up here in Alaska recently who picked up on me being vaguely leftist and asked me if I knew who Chomsky was and if I knew that he was an anarchist. Get talking a little bit, get asked if I know any other theoreticians like chomsky and i drop Proudhon, Bakunin, and kropotkin. the nice person goes all amazing that its their first time meeting someone who actually knew socialist shit in Alaska and the first thing I get asked after all that is

“Hey do you watch Va*sh”

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they’re genuinely enjoyable to be around and a real breath of fresh air to the usually boomers I’m surrounded with, imagine like a few hundred variations of your dad, but it hurted when I was asked if I watched that fucking nerd.

guess what the follow-up question was, “Or… do you watch destiny?”

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Now you know what Christian missionaries felt when they stepped foot in Japan in the 19th century, except you’re actually right

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“Or… do you watch destiny?”

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“Hey do you watch Va*sh”

How to win friends and influence people. Step 1

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I felt like fucking tacoma after that. thank god that the vaguely anarcho-punks that i also know up here don’t watch shit political youtubers so I can just talk music, general socialist ideas, or just random shit with them randomly.

Not all anarchists are internet-poisoned but my fucking god it hurts when I encounter one in the wild.

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9 points

Tacoma wept

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Year 4 of me asking everyone to please shut the fuck up about V*ush

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I’ve always been confused is it actual horse dick or like furry horse dick

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I don’t wanna know.

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gotta ensure we aren’t hitting furry hex bears in the crossfire

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Furries are comrade.

V*ush is not.

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Yes.

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