How the fuck do I explain this to my wife.
actually the site name changing makes the tattoo cooler because it’s OG shit now
It’s like when you have a jersey from someone’s rookie season after they change their jersey number. Imagine how much that ass will go for on ebay.
Exactly. It’s like having the original pressing of a classic album where they accidentally misspelled a song name.
Get it changed to “100% USDA Grade A ASS”
USDA grades red meat with the Prime/Choice/Select system, based on marbling, unless you’re calling them chicken.
Let’s have a grading system with relatively meaningless names. Let’s make the one that seems closest to “best” actually be the lowest one.
I’ve accidentally ordered a tall coffee at Starbucks the first time I ever went there, because a tall glass is a large one. Not for Starbucks.
There’s other grades below select: cutter, canner, utility, iirc, but they’re usually not graded as such, because it costs money to grade carcasses, and why grade substandard ones.
Those usually make their way into things like institutional food, canned goods, and pet food.
You’ll follow chapo.chat into the tomb like the ancient Egyptian servants who followed their Pharaohs into the afterlife
Ya the first dynasty (3,100 BC - 2,900 BC) was wild:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_retainer_sacrifices
what’s the name changing to?
