At least have the decency to close the door before taking a massive shit, I can smell that crap from the kitchen.

I can’t believe you had the audacity to go out and touch grass for multiple days in a row.

The more I read about the shooter, the angrier I get that this kid thought he could pull off an actual assassination.

His high school photo from two years ago makes him look like a little baby. Thanks for making it harder for professionals to take him down in the future. Biden would literally need to give the order for it to happen now.

Well well well, if it isn’t one of the weeks when decades happen.

People going to the UFC fight tomorrow have the potential to do the funniest thing in American history.

You still got here the same night, imagine all the posters spending the whole Saturday out touching grass.

Ok that’s probably only a couple of people here, but hey you got here before them!

How much money do you think the bloodstained shirt will sell for?

NSFW (This might be one of the people that died at the event):

She lost to him yet again smh.

I’m pissing

I’m shitting

But I’m not farting, nice try