Oh they’re running him. They’re running him and guilting you by claiming that anyone who doesn’t vote for him is a fascist.

Biden, under intense pressure after his disastrous debate performance against Trump last week, urged Americans to think carefully about their election decision and signaled he had no intention of dropping out of the race.

Jorts.horse
There’s also toots.matapacos.dog
That one is basically the unofficial hexbear instance

I have a shitposting masto and a news masto. Two different servers. News masto has a lot of “criticizing Biden is Ageism” shit while the shitposters are basically all irony poisoned commies and anarchists making “we beat Medicare” and sundowner jokes.

Orange, no decorum, acts like an alley cat.
Trump is Heathcliff confirmed.

A windshield wiper that may refuse to wipe due to aerodynamic reasons.
An accelerator that may refuse to disengage due to terrain reasons.
I’m just waiting on doors that may refuse to unlock themselves due to the onboard AI being trained to be racist, next.

Biden, for gravel pit.

lol no Trump was doing Trump shit which is taking potshots at the competition while selling his sympathizers a fascist fantasy. During the 2016 debates all the libs thought he was losing dismally while he was effectively bodying Clinton because he was following a different playbook. This is why he avoided the questions to veer into culture war shit. His base eats that up. Trump doesn’t try to meet the liberal image of a qualified candidate but that’s because he’s a fascist and doesn’t need to.
*Fake French accent* He knows the ridiculousness of his answers but he’s amusing himself for it’s his adversaries who are obliged to use words responsibly.
Trump did what he needed to do to appeal to his base whereas Biden uh I don’t know what the fuck Biden was doing, mostly sundowning I think, but appealing to his base wasn’t part of it.

Trump was so civil and together

His mic was muted while Biden was speaking so he wasn’t able to interrupt like he usually does.

What better way to convince voters they’re not out of touch elitists than squabble about golf during a presidential debate.

Dark Brandon was originally funny because the actual Biden was completely spineless compared to the reactionary strawman of him.
The entire joke was that he’s a human bowl of oatmeal and therefore completely unable to even approach this type of behavior, unless it was something about Anita Hill or school busing.
Then the dems appropriated it and ruined it.