138 points

“their propaganda masters”

They literally can’t comprehend having an ideology that isn’t drip fed to them.

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still waiting on those sorosbux

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More of a Xibucks guy myself tbh.

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39 points

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What’s the conversion rate of Xibucks to Sorosbucks?

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25 points

It’s because that’s all they know.

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9 points

Yeah, they don’t want to turn us away from the Republicans. Because famously we all love republicans

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115 points

Their ideology literally can’t comprehend anything more complex than “Team Blue” and “Team Red”. If you hate Team Blue, you must be on Team Red even if you claim otherwise.

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Well, I’m on team :red-team:. Just not that team red.

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40 points

The third option is to keep screaming “BoTh SiDeS” at nuanced opinions

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That’s all of western politics in a depressing nutshell

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Yeah if there’s one things Hexbears famously love its Russian’s anti-LGBT policies. We are constantly saying “its good Russia oppresses gay and trans people” its like our favorite thing.

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64 points

I think there’s a significant chance some Lemmy liberal may directly quote you as an ah-ha moment.

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Imagine being so bloodthirsty that you view “Trump and Biden both represent facets of American imperialism” as a defense of Trump.

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55 points

The fact that you don’t see orange when you close your eyes and have panic attacks when you shop in the fruit section is evidence that you’re pro-trump, pro-republican, and pro-Putin. It’s that simple.

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38 points

It’s because Anarcho-Bidenists are so in love with their messiah any comparison to him means you’re elevating a mortal to a level of their god.

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27 points

I’m a Bidenist-Syndicalist myself I’ll have you know

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I prefer Bidengism but to each their own

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17 points

Unsurprisingly, when Trump started blowing up brown people, liberal institutions rallied around him.

Major U.S. media outlets, such as The New York Times, The Washington Post, MSNBC and CNN, were all generally supportive of the administration’s decision to use airstrikes against Syria; Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting, a progressive watchdog group, claimed that out of the 47 most-read American newspapers which published editorials about the airstrike, 39 expressed varyingly favorable opinions of it, seven were more ambiguous in tone, and only one (the Houston Chronicle) was explicitly negative.[85][86]

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18 points

They’re incapable of admitting to themselves that the only thing they actually hate about him is his aesthetic.

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Folks, the bourgeois, they’re no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they’re right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I’m seizing them. Landlords? They’re done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won’t be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who’s laughing now?

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32 points

Someone should use AI to generate speech from this text.

I tried setting up coqui-ai locally because apparently it can mimic voices well even from short audio clips. But their documentation was very lacking because they probably want you to use their website like a sucker.

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This one is not very good sadly

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6 points

we need a POSTER’S UNION to stop this nonsense before our HONEST posting jobs are STOLEN by you CHARLATANS

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