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Students are only allowed to purchase 1 ice cream and are not permitted to buy an ice cream for a friend.

Absolutely deranged. The hyper-individualism is just beaten into you over there huh

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I hope there is some totally chad student:

I purchased one ice cream and gave it to him.

You aren’t allowed to give your ice cream to a friend!

He’s not my friend.

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You aren’t allowed to give your ice cream to a friend!

Fuck you.

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No sharing, only selfishness!

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Buying school supplies is something I haven’t thought about for so long that it never occurred to me that it’s unusual or that there’s a better way to distribute school supplies.

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What’s even more nuts is that this goes for teachers, too. It’s skilled labor, requiring years of college, in demand practically everywhere; yet the pay is shit and part of it has to go to stocking your classroom.

Meanwhile, the school board members just voted themselves each a new, fully-paid SUV.

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The only problem with that is if people have other needs. I.e. in terms of different paper or texture feelings etc. However this, too, is easier when you know the standard and can see if that fits you.

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Genuinely one of the most evil sentences I’ve ever read

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Seriously

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Nonono if one kid cannot bring 1000$ and buy all the ice cream, it’s literally food stamps, pure gommulism!

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Preventing kid’s natural inclination to be kind to their friends by making a rule against being kind to your friends. Sick.

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In bad country children are indoctrinated to not care about others

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What do they do if kids share?

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From my experience being a poor kid, you have to give back whatever they shared with you and you both get yelled at and or separated

They usually don’t tell parents cuz they know how bad it sounds lmfao

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Thanks for that real life example.

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Straight to jail

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to hurt them, of course

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Because SNAP lobbies the districts to buy their lunch accounting systems instead of schools just doing their own lunch tickets.

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why do elementary schoolers have to pay for lunch in any way shape or form? There should be no lunch accounting or lunch tickets, there should just be food that the children are given.

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For extortion purposes

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Students are only allowed to purchase 1 ice cream and are not permitted to buy an ice cream for a friend.

Fuckin depraved ghouls

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What if a stranger buys them an ice cream, therefore, not a friend.

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maybe don’t have a stranger on school grounds handing out candy to kids that souns like a bigger issue

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This would be a good opening paragraph in a dystopian YA novel.

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you best start believin’ in dystopian YA novels…YER IN ONE

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Note from editor: This is too on the nose and not believable for our target audience, we are aiming at young adults, not pre schoolers, who would believe that dystopian societies would limit the buying and exchanging/sharing of ice cream. This only works if you mention that the evil regime is socialist.

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