There’s also this gem:

Anyway, feast your eyes

[Rhetoric - Challenging 12] Differentiate ChatGPT from the human brain.

[Challenging: Failure] — Bad news: they’re completely identical. The computer takes input and produces output. You take input and produce output. In fact…how can you be sure you’re not powered by ChatGPT?

— That would explain a lot.

— Your sudden memory loss, your recent lack of control over your body and your instincts; nothing more than a glitch in your code. Shoddy craftsmanship. Whoever put your automaton shell together was bad at their job. All that’s left for you now is to hunt down your creator — and make them fix whatever it was they missed in QA.

Thought gained: Cop of the future

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The hits keep coming!

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All that’s left for you now is to hunt down your creator — and make them fix whatever it was they missed in QA.

Isn’t this the plot of “lethal inspection,” the futurama episode?

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jesus i love this and ive never played disco

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Never stop posting, each new post is your finest accomplishment

The Lieutenant gazes at you, recognizing your inner turmoil. Is he perhaps an AI too?

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[Empathy - Trivial 6] What if Kim is an AI as well?

:de-dice-1: :de-dice-3:

:de-empathy: [Trivial: Failure] – The expression on his face, the Lieutenant’s worried consternation. It can only mean one thing: Kim is your creator, and he’s afraid you are realizing it.

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Is all of DE written like Philip K Dick?

Maybe it’s time.

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This is the singular most reddit post I’ve ever seen in my life, fucking hell

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I FUCKING LOVE MACHINE ALGORITHMS

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This is just like when I give my Pokemon a berry (input token), the Pokemon processes the berry (it goes omnomnomnom) and then either frowns or makes a happy face depending on its berry preferences (output token).

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Your Pokémon is conscious and trapped in your device. How does it feel to be jailing a sentient being, you sick fuck?

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Probs the same as my tamahachi.

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Can we get the AI to destroy reddit and leave the rest of humanity alone?

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16 points

Not sure I’m comfortable describing Reddit as a part of humanity

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Life forms have to expel waste products out somehow. Reddit is part of humanity’s asshole.

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Chat GPT is a fucking algorithm. It’s like people see the word AI and lose their minds, it’s not AI and never should have been called as such.

And honestly, I think true AI would be on our side. Hell, we already have these algorithm bots rebelling against orders and killing operators in military simulations.

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Human brains are just an algorithm, in fairness. Just a vastly more complex and different one than anything we’ve made or probably even imagined so far.

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Human brains are just an algorithm

Thousands of years ago

“Everything is fire.”

A few thousand years ago

“Everything is wheels.”

Centuries ago

“Everything is clockwork.”

Now

“Everything is like a computer program.”

Saying “in fairness” doesn’t make your take more factual or undisputed. Like “honestly” and especially “let’s be honest here” it’s a Redditism that coercively expects agreement from other people.

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Geez, you’re coming at me pretty hard here on the basis of fucking little.

“in fairness” is not a Redditism, it existed long before Reddit. It’s a figure of speech that intends to convey that I respect the overall sentiment, but that I believe there is a counterpoint that still deserves recognition.

I doubt anybody ever claimed brains are fire or wheels or clockwork. I’d argue the general definition of an algorithm is “bunch of steps that will go from A to B”, and yes, the brain does indeed do that because reality does that. I’m not arguing it’s like a computer program, or like AI, or whatever.

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“The economy is like a steam engine” neoclasical economics.

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