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I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

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37 points

L.P.D
N.L.P.D response from the atlantic [cw: police violence, bigotry, and promoting isntreal bonds]

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34 points

What I love about this is both of them are correct

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24 points

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The nlpd isn’t funny, just incredibly realistic and depressing

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And another thing, I’m not mad, I’m going to put in the paper myself that I’m not mad

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65 points

Wheelshare is an Israeli company too.

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Making disabled people contribute to a genocide by existing is too dystopian to be in a novel and yet here we are

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I wonder if anti genocide activists in the UK could do something about this, like provide free wheelchairs to people who need them and draw attention to this evil shit

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I was imagining more smashing of things but that’s also cool

And could also supply the free wheelchairs to hand out

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17 points

Caricature of a country. Completely shameless and soulless parasites.

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9 points

wheelshare out here doing tropes

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54 points
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Remember back in 2019, when left-leaning folks in the UK were like “the tories want to turn the NHS in to American-style health system”? And then us Americans tried warning them too, explaining how shit our system is because people outside of the US and aren’t familiar with it simply can’t comprehend how bad it is? How we all said Corbyn was the only hope for saving the NHS? Only to have everyone else in the UK say “nahhhh they’d never actually do that”.

How’s that working out for you, UK public?

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to be fair, everyone here loves and values the NHS, even the vast majority of conservative voters. the only question is: do we love the NHS more than we hate immigrants?

the answer is spectactularly predictable

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14 points

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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5 points

I don’t think we even have anything like this though that’s the shit part

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47 points

We are SO close to the Phlip K Dick door that won’t let you out without paying it and will argue with you if you try. Someone just needs to add an llm to the wheelchair.

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Remember the post where cops were stealing wheelchairs of homeless people? This will rollout soon I Amerikkka I just know it.

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